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Name: Joey
Race: Hu-man!
Main Job: Writer
Level: 4
Sub Job: Cook
Level: 2

Total EXP: 4781
Next level: 10/9999

Story commission prices:

Short Story - $20
A simple plot short, usually about 4000-6000 in length with a small staff of characters. I can do themes of virtually any kind long as it maintains a light R rating at most.
Some themes I enjoy particularly are; transformation, transgenders, pregnancy, and inflation. Feel free to ask for details. :3

Adult short story - $40
Same thing as above, only with more body fluids, among other things.

Max word count I'll do for any one shot is 8000. Additional costs may be requested if an idea exceeds this.

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    The best 11 minutes of your life (and babbling)

    Journal Entry: Tue May 13, 2008, 7:33 AM
    • Mood: Dead
    • Drinking: green tea


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    -----random thoughts-----

    Looking at FFXI now, the Wings of the Goddess expansion is just so...uninspired. Sure CoP had level capped areas (OMG the horrors of challenges!), but that felt fun and rewarding. I mean, it's one thing to have to spend 5 to 7 some hours just walking with an extreme likelyhood of death and starting over, but to do it across continents and areas you've already seen thousands of times? And of course, my personal favorite thing about MMO's; unnecessary/illogical detours! Sure, present day you see nothing but open plains and fields. Now go back twenty years ago and you have to forcibly hike through the three (count'm! three!) totally new areas to get anywhere. Cause what was a field twenty ago is actually a cliff, or a stack of boulders, or a fence that only comes up to your knees!

    Whoops, sorry. Got off on a rant there, but the game has become less fun and more like a stall for me. Sure it has it's high points, but it takes too long to get to those points. But who am I kidding, if MMO's didn't have grind no one would piss money playing them. I just wish it didn't feel like SE is grasping for straws when they start calling changing the colors of monster's names an improvement to the battle system.

    In other news; I was busy in April. Wrote three whole shorts and now just trying to find some free time to proof read them. Since I've all but quit FFXI it's a bit strange to realize just how distracting MMO's can be. Those things are insane time killers. Don't expect much in the way of diverse plots. I do like working on OtF and Elemental, it's just a little harder since they're sorta ongoing with no clear goal. I'm finding smaller works much easier to make because they're to the point and fun. Besides I'm well out of practice and this sudden increase in drive is a good time to pick away at the laundry list of vignette ideas I've compiled since...high school!? My god, I'm lazy! >o.O;<

    ...babblings over, have a pleasant day! :3

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    [link] 100 Theme status: 1/100
    Word count: 1291



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    ~sniper3:iconsniper3: May 13, 2008, 9:13:27 AM
    o_o
    *flails and falls over*

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    Homophobia: The irrational fear that gays will break in and re-arrange your furniture against your will.

    Love: The sudden realization that somebody other than you is real.

    :pride:
    *caitsith29:iconcaitsith29: May 13, 2008, 9:45:14 AM
    >o.O;< ... *steals wallet*

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    I'm in obvious pain. I don't want to hear about the time you were in worse pain. When you do that I wish you were IN worse pain. ~ [GM] Dave
    ~NekoLLX:iconNekoLLX: May 13, 2008, 10:44:37 AM
    yeah i dodnt groove to FFX but i still love me my LOTR and CoH/V

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    *caitsith29:iconcaitsith29: May 13, 2008, 1:25:50 PM
    Yeah, I'm even holding CoH/V in higher regard these days. At least they reward leveling up with faster ways to move around. My last character was only like 30-something but a combo of Superspeed/superjump could get anywhere in zone within minute. Then there's teleports. FFXI just recently gave you a temporary boost of 12% movement speed...which wears off if you attack something, change jobs or get attacked. At the rate those stupid characters move, 12% shortens the 5 hour walking to maybe 3. And that's still just 3 hours of watching a character run. Not exactly worth $12 a month.

    Sorry, I could bitch for hours. XD

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    I'm in obvious pain. I don't want to hear about the time you were in worse pain. When you do that I wish you were IN worse pain. ~ [GM] Dave
    ~NekoLLX:iconNekoLLX: May 13, 2008, 2:10:34 PM
    and you can FLY! Weeee I'm peter pan!

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    Check out my render comic "Changes" [link]
    Donations welcome!
    TF Writers Guild: [link]
    ~lugiayoshi:iconlugiayoshi: May 25, 2008, 2:32:14 PM
    Well I already lost playing FFXI ever since my desktop went wacko. Right now it's fixed, but lost my character and I still play Unreal Tournament series and already have Unreal Tournament 3.

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    Who wants to be either carbunclefied, eeveefied, or Lunar Dragonfied

    Time for some SoaH action!

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    ~Envelope587:iconEnvelope587: Jun 1, 2008, 11:30:40 AM
    I'm allmost allways avadible to proof-read, just don't count on me to catch spelling errors.

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    *caitsith29:iconcaitsith29: Jun 1, 2008, 9:21:38 PM
    I may hold you to that! Lords knows I need another set of eyes. :3

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    I'm in obvious pain. I don't want to hear about the time you were in worse pain. When you do that I wish you were IN worse pain. ~ [GM] Dave
    ~Envelope587:iconEnvelope587: Jun 5, 2008, 8:26:52 AM
    Looking forward to it.

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